Tuesday, September 2, 2008
A most surreptitious method for obtaining
a potato chip
The scene: Dad and Fiona sitting on the front porch. Dad eating a turkey sandwich and potato chips. Fiona drinking a blueberry smoothie.
Fiona (knowing her frequent requests for potato chips are often turned down): Have you ever had a smoothie chip?
Dad: I don't think so. What's a smoothie chip?
Fiona: It's when you take a bite of a chip and then you take a sip of your smoothie.
Dad: Oh yeah?
Fiona: Watch.
Fiona takes chip off of Dad's plate, pops it into her mouth, drinks a sip of her smoothie, chews, swallows.
Fiona: That's a smoothie chip.
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